You work out of a Hotel?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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