She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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