Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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