And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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