question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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