how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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