Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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