i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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