I'm so fucking centered right now
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
