There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
The struggles of a small town man whore
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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