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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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