He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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