Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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