I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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