My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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