I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
pray to the hookup gods
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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