I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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