god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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