Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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