i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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