Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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