You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize