Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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