The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Randomize
