youre lurking in front of me
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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