I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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