My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
