Don't you send me to vm
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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