do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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