Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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