just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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