you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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