Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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