JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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