I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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