I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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