He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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