I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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