Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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