Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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