just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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