My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
How does it feel to date your dad?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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