I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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