Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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