Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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