That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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