I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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