Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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