So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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