So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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