he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Randomize
