Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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