I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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