I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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