So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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