Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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